I couldn't resist, this one made me giggle!
First guy: ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint
every room in the house next weekend.’
Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck'.
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has
not said a word. So they asked him.
You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: ‘I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my
alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said, Fishing or Sex?'
She said, "Wear sun-block."
